Ribbescobb Cable Systems

PAID · THANK YOU

RIBBESCOBB CABLE SYSTEMSServing the whole neighborhood since 1981 · Cable Office, P.O. Box 1200, Clearview MN 55604
Office hours 9–5. The line is busy.

Account no. 0000-0000-25

Statement date —

Service address YOUR COUCH

Billing period —

Converter box CB-36 · s/n 1985-0001

Amount due WHATEVER YOU THINK IS FAIR$0.00

CURRENT CHARGES

Basic cable, 30 channels	0.00
Includes GUIDE, WEATHER SCAN with local insert, and PUBLIC ACCESS, which we cannot be held responsible for.
Converter box rental, model CB-36	0.00
Premium service, channel 69	0.00
Scrambled, as ordered. Descrambler on back-order since 1986.
Franchise fee	0.00
We are the franchise.
Late fee	0.00
We said nothing. We would never.
Previous balance	0.00
TOTAL DUE	$0.00

There is no bill. There has never been a bill. The set is free and stays free. But the head-end draws power, the domain renews, and somebody has to sweep the dead channels out at 4 a.m. If you'd like to chip in toward that, the office accepts:

SUGGESTED CONTRIBUTION

$3 (one month, 1985 rates) $5 $10 Other $

I already paid this month. Stop sending notices. (takes the envelope off the table, and quiets the slate and the paper, for 30 days)

Noted. The cable office thanks you and will pretend this never happened. Your notices are paused until .

DETACH HERE · RETURN THIS PORTION WITH PAYMENT · OR DON'T

Account no. 0000-0000-25

Amount enclosed $ ______

Make checks payable to nobody; we don't take checks

Mail to the future, where the button is

← Back to the set · Privacy notice · This is a pretend statement from a pretend cable company. It is a tip jar in a costume. Payment opens a checkout run by Stripe in the name of RibbescobbLabs, LLC; nothing is collected on this page, and no card details ever touch it. Contributions are not tax-deductible and buy nothing: no channels, no descrambler, no early access, no name in the credits. The set stays the same for everyone. That's the point. Separately: the SHOP key sends you to Amazon, and as an Amazon Associate RibbescobbLabs, LLC earns from qualifying purchases there.